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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:52
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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